Re: [compost_tea] shamefully OT

From: <jallan6977_at_earthlink.net>
Date: Wed, 29 Oct 2003 10:02:38 -0500

   It may be ot but it was entertaining.
   The use of ot in the subject is also good as it allows a simple filter
for all ot posts.


On 29 Oct 2003 at 7:28, tomjasz wrote:

> Subject: Velcome to Kalifornia
>
>
>
> The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby
> English will be the official language of the state, rather than
> German,
> which was the other possibility.
>
> As part of the negotiations, The Terminator's Government conceded
> that
> English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
> year
> phase-in plan that would become known as "Austro-English" (or,
> perhaps
> even better, "Austrionics".)
>
> In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
> will
> make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped
> in
> favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan
> have
> one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
> sekond
> year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This
> will
> make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
>
> In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
> expekted
> to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
>
> Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
> always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
> horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
> should
> go away.
>
> By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
> with "z" and "w" with "v".
>
> During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
> kontaining
> "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
>
> Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
> understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
>
> Und to think it all scharted in Kah-lee-vor-nee-ahhhhh..
>
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