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Buddy Holly: One Mean Son of A Bitch by Bradford Contemporary Editor, Spite Magazine |
And we love him for it.For every "Peggy Sue," there were ten "That'll Be The Day's", in which Holly would simply berate the object of his affections for being untrue or not choosing him:
"That'll be the day
When you say goodbye
That'll be the day
When you make me cry
That'll be the day
You know it's a lie
Because that'll be the day that I die."
Another frequent trick of Buddy's was to banish a woman to a life of eternal loneliness for not choosing him:
"Think it Over/What you just said
Think it over/In Your pretty little head
Are you sure that I'm not the one
Is your love real or only fun?
Think it over/And don't be slow
Think it over/And let me know.
JUST REMEMBER ALL BIRDS AND BEES
GO BY TWOS THROUGH LIFE'S MYSTERIES"
HAH! Who ELSE but a geek is the most resentful one in the room? Who else but the bespectacled student in the back row spends all day silently fuming and scheming revenge on all his enemies? WE KNOW, BUDDY! WE KNOW WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH! I mean, those plastic frames might have ensured his place as a pop icon, but we bet they didn't score him a whole lotta chicks back in Texas, you know what I'm saying? |
Many people have referred to Buddy's unattractiveness. Waylon Jennings, who played with Buddy on his last tour, has been quoted as saying "Buddy Holly had a big butt." If WAYLON JENNINGS is talking trash about your physical charisma, you must be in a hurting state. We rest our case. |
"Buddy Holly had a big butt." - Waylon Jennings |
Buddy also was one of the first rock and roll artists to pull off SOUNDING SWEET while actually SAYING SPITEFUL things. If you didn't speak English, you would have no idea that Buddy was not a fine young rock and roller but a deeply disturbed Texan.
No group pulled sweeter rabbits out of angrier hats (*) than The Police. | Incidentally, the pop group which pulled off this trick better than anyone was The Police. No group pulled sweeter rabbits out of angrier hats (*) than these guys. With the possible exception of "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" they had NOT ONE hit single or even album filler that contained anything less than PURE EVIL. Prostitution, suicide, exile, imperialist exploitation, pedophiles, insanity, or white men playing reggae -- you name the twisted subject, they made a top ten hit out of it. |
"Every breath you take
Every move you make
I'll be watching you...
Oh can't you see?
You belong to me."
We would remiss if we did not say a word here about the New Jersey Nets. I mean, this has got to be one of the worst teams in National Basketball Association history. They've had talent like Derrick Coleman and coaches like Chuck Daly and still muffed it up. We don't really know what these guys have to do with Buddy Holly, but if you want a hotbed of spite and resentment, it must be the New Jersey's Meadlowlands arena. |
Long Live Buddy Holly!- Spite's first spokesman in rock and roll!