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This Old HomePage

Milkman Dan: your guide to This Old HomePage Hi, I'm Milkman Dan. You probably recognize me from such great Red Meat comic strips like "Polyester Slacks Museum", "Non-Prescription Pep Remedy" and "A Hearty Tug on Mediocrity's Milk-Teat". Today I'll be your host here at This Old HomePage as we renovate an old cruddy shack of a homepage done by a former JOMC 50 student.

I'll take you through a step-by-step process where we first survey the damage, and then, using various tools and methods, we reconstruct the homepage from a pile of wasted rubble into a masterful work of art. Afterwords, I'll provide you with the various tools and links you'll need to make renovations on your homepage.

This is a chisel. You won't be needing it where we're going. Survey the damage
This is a tape measure. They really hurt if you pull it out really far, then let it snap back in really fast. Boyfriend? What boyfriend?
This is a saw. You won't be needing it where we're going. Tools of the trade
This is a screwdriver. You should always carry one of these everywhere you go. Repairs the easy way
This is a hammer. You won't be needing it where we're going. Repairs the hard way
I'm not too sure what this is, but I'm pretty positive you won't be needing it either. Links of the trade

Who said I was a one-hit wonder?  The JavaScript Suppository was no fluke!!   This site was created by Adam Fuller especially for students of the UNC School of Journalism's JOMC 050 Class, and anyone else who may be interested. For more information, please contact daikat@email.unc.edu
Last Updated: Thursday, 10-Dec-1998 13:05:03 EST